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process snake

The "process snake" is a term which describes the insidious impact functionalisation has in large organisations. Functionalisation is often introduced to improve internal efficiency and is based on the idea of grouping certain skills and expertise in certain areas.

The downside is that organisations find they are unable to resolve queries quickly as they have multiple teams that are co-dependent on each other, yet each team has different priorities and does not have sight of the big picture.

The process snake is not normally deliberately created. It starts small, in one team or area, before eventually wrapping itself across every department in a company. It essentially deceives the organisation in to believing they will benefit, but ultimately ends up creating a complex set of inter-dependant steps that no single person in the organisation has the authority to change.
"I cannot find an owner of this process snake"
"This process snake is so slippery, I don't see how we will every bring more collaboration to the team"

"I wouldn't touch that process snake. It's so large now you'll just get bitten trying to make an improvement"
by crazydogpaw November 14, 2017
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Snake Drift

The act of one's penis drifting below their shorts or underwear.
Daniel had a bad case of snake drift when at his friends house.
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Acid-Snake

"Those geeky anime keys are Acid-snakes"
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Snake's nest

When three or more men put their penises in one pile.
The first one to get a hard-on in the snake's nest loses!
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skinning the snake

When you are so addicted to masturbating you shred off layers of skin
Man, i had to go to the hospital cause i was skinning the snake
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Snake trail

noun.the secretions of the penis
The male version of the snail trail
When preforming the mushroom stamp and you trail across the face leaving a trail
Man i wanna leave my snake trail on her forehead
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Tinsel Snake

You know that Tinsel Snake on the Christmas Tree and my sweater.
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