by Random Chick June 6, 2015
Get the Cup Of Jesusmug. A driver (male/female) known to ALWAYS allow others the right-of-way, often causing his/her passengers to become angry at them for being overly nice to any and all traffic.
Dan: "Dude, your dad is always letting other people go first, even when it's HIS turn. No wonder we're always late.."
Chris:"I know man, he's a total traffic jesus."
Chris:"I know man, he's a total traffic jesus."
by SeñorFrog January 23, 2017
Get the Traffic Jesusmug. When I person wanking, they blow their load onto a wall or bedshet, or your best friends mom. It makes the appearance of Jesus Christ himself.
by Holyswagness December 31, 2013
Get the Skeet Jesusmug. When the sun is hidden behind a large cloud so that the light bounces all around the edges and creates an awesome shot of heavenly clouds. Unfortunately, cell phone cameras can never capture these epic views.
Bro: Whoa, look at that cloud, man!
Man: Dude that's epic.
Bro: Like, the light and stuff bouncing around.
Man: It's a Jesus Cloud!
Man: Dude that's epic.
Bro: Like, the light and stuff bouncing around.
Man: It's a Jesus Cloud!
by Ass Kicka January 30, 2012
Get the Jesus Cloudmug. That guy with jesus like hair found on the beach always without a shirt. He is seen commonly fishing or walking the beach without a shirt on. Always has beer, and always offers one to you.
Guy 1: Did you see Beach Jesus there today on the beach?
Guy 2: Yeah he gave me a beer and showed me where the babes hang out.
Guy 2: Yeah he gave me a beer and showed me where the babes hang out.
by Zc33 May 8, 2018
Get the beach jesusmug. having sex with a woman, a sexual referance.
Fucking a woman while her feet are point towards the sky
Fucking a woman while her feet are point towards the sky
by themjc96 January 4, 2012
Get the feet to jesusmug. by AnonymousLTE October 10, 2021
Get the Jesus Pizzamug.