Used when someone’s joke has gone on too long and isn’t funny anymore. It’s perfect because it’s obscure enough for people to ask what it means.
My friend was making a joke the other day but it was so long and boring I had to say “quail eggs”. But they didn’t get the hint and I ended up saying “quail eggs” three different times before they shut up.
by Yellow Hoodie August 9, 2023
Get the Quail Eggsmug. An expression used as a response when unable to qualify or quantify a ridiculous, impossible, and/or unreasonable statement or question- and the statement maker asshat requires a response that will make him/her think about why they would have spoken in the first place.
Margaret : I will live well, traveling the world with my makeup and hair squad, but I’ll stay humble so I really understand the people.
Me: can I have some quiet, please?
Margaret: my personal chef will cook all my meals at the most local restaurants spots I can find.
Me: oh, fuck an egg.
Me: can I have some quiet, please?
Margaret: my personal chef will cook all my meals at the most local restaurants spots I can find.
Me: oh, fuck an egg.
by Sonotwhat-I-thought November 25, 2019
Get the Fuck an Eggmug. 
An egg cruncher is a person who has chosen to pursue the highest form of career after years of training and education. This person should be treated with the highest respect.
Example:
Guy #1: Hey, did you hear Tom is gonna become an egg cruncher?
Guy #2: No way! Good for him, bro.
Guy #1: ovo
Guy #1: Hey, did you hear Tom is gonna become an egg cruncher?
Guy #2: No way! Good for him, bro.
Guy #1: ovo
by kingkeys June 13, 2018
Get the egg crunchermug. George really wanted to fill the void in Wendy's stomach. So he made and egg beater to fill her belly button
by riseofshipley December 12, 2016
Get the egg beatermug. by Seniór Logical May 24, 2019
Get the Egg Fetishmug.