Sounds like my first time

"That's what he/she said." the phrase "sounds like my first time" can be used in lieu. By definition this refers to the first time one person has engaged in intercourse.

For example: "I don't understand why the packaging is so tight. (Referring to something non-sexual) " "Sounds like my first time."

by Jeff Deglow August 2, 2011

time crapsule

When a duece is placed in a secret location to be discovered unintentionally later on. Generally considered an act of gratuitous depravity. Generally a time crapsule is left for a sufficient amount of time to allow the odor to fully disseminate into its new environment.

Some places one might discover a time crapsule could be a glovebox, a desk drawer, an attic, in a coffee mug, the freezer, etc.

Scott - "Dude, I think someone left a time crapsule in my room, but I have no idea where it might be."

by Kleatus January 4, 2008

smexy time

its when couples are flirting around with each other making themselves horny. like a day for teasing and making love. a special moment for two individuals who digs each other a lot sexually then doing the deed in a day. a hot dirtyyyy webcam session.

" i miss our smexy time together every sunday "

by hot flip chik May 16, 2009

The Time Traveler's Wife

To engage in sexual intercourse with a young woman, her mother, and her grandmother and if possible her great grandmother. If you do them in order of youngest to oldest it is called the time traveler's wife, if you do them from oldest to youngest it is called "The curious case of Been jamin' an' Fuckin'".

"Dude I was at this wedding last night, and totally hooked up the time traveler's wife, banged them all then took off in a delorean!"

by Big Poppa Pumpypumppumppumppum July 4, 2009

Nap-time nigga

-noun, Someone who gets so drunk and or high at a party, that the person falls asleep half way through the night because he/she is unable to maintain consciousness. you may call this person out, BUT if you are not of dark skin, *be aware of your surroundings*

Häagen: (seeing Dazs after two shots, and one blunt later, lying half-dead on the lazy boy )
"Yo, it ain't even midnight and we got Dazs over here, face down on my couch bein a nap-time nigga."

by loch ness darkness December 20, 2010

the best time to wear a striped sweater

Is all the time

-Spongebob Squarepants

Spongebob Squarepants Singing
*The best time to wear a striped sweater is all the time*

by yolomcswaggermuffins November 25, 2014

Heat Check Time

in the sport of basketball, whenever a player makes 3 consecutive baskets from down town (3 3pointers) he/she has entered what is known as Heat Check Time. Heat Check Time entitles that specific player to the right of shooting the ball from anywhere and not be called a ball hog.

wow Vince just made 3 threes in a row... "HEAT CHECK TIME". "everyone pass it to him" ... (Vince then continues the streak to 7 in a row because of HEAT CHECK TIME)

by Philbert Michaels February 6, 2013