E-shame is the feeling you have when you know you just cybered with someone you are like..98% sure is a man and/or the ugliest bitch ever, coupled with the fact that you enjoyed it and will be back for more later tonight.
As Roberto cleaned the last from between his fingers and discarded the used napkin from McDonalds, his e-shame swelled and his head reeled. 'Why does she always call me buddy?' he wondered..
*bleroop* 'Feelin good now?' came the next IM
*bleroop* 'all cleaned up hopefully'
*bleraap* 'you know it' he pinged back'
*bleroop* 'so you gonna b bak ltr?'
he paused..wtf..e-shame was ruining his afterglow
*bleraap* 'you know it girlfriend'
*bleroop* ';-P sweet. l8r buddy'
he leaned back in his chair and breathed out, 'goddamnit..'
*bleroop* 'Feelin good now?' came the next IM
*bleroop* 'all cleaned up hopefully'
*bleraap* 'you know it' he pinged back'
*bleroop* 'so you gonna b bak ltr?'
he paused..wtf..e-shame was ruining his afterglow
*bleraap* 'you know it girlfriend'
*bleroop* ';-P sweet. l8r buddy'
he leaned back in his chair and breathed out, 'goddamnit..'
by gravitybomb May 16, 2008

When Andrew Jackson forced the native Americans to leave their land and go to Oklahoma in the early 1800's.
Teacher: Many Native Americans died on that journey, that's why it's called the trail of tears
Joe: no, it was called the walk of shame, because they were ashamed to leave their land.
Joe: no, it was called the walk of shame, because they were ashamed to leave their land.
by Captain Morgan 420 December 5, 2017

When you drop a/some chunk/s of biscuit/cookie inside your hot beverage and decide to retrieve said chunk/s using your hand, covering it in said hot beverage.
by That Mug You Regret Buying January 24, 2022

by CamShaft February 13, 2023

When you walk back to work after forgetting something because you were in a rush to leave work in the first place.
Supervisor: “You’re still here!? I thought you left x minutes ago!”
Literally Any employee: “Yeah, I just had to take the walk of shame cuz I forgot my wallet.”
Supervisor: *Insert any stupid comment that makes you wish they shut the fuck up*
Literally Any employee: “Yeah, I just had to take the walk of shame cuz I forgot my wallet.”
Supervisor: *Insert any stupid comment that makes you wish they shut the fuck up*
by JusticeIsBlind February 13, 2020

an act done by zambians, mostly to make one feel bad about their phones.
the most phone shamed people are itel users.
the most phone shamed people are itel users.
by Bandzz Flockaaa August 10, 2022
