The act or art of trying to cove-up, disguise or hide the sound of urinating with another sound or failing that trying to muffle the sound of pee hitting the water in the toilet bowl. Generally it is a method utilized when the bathroom is right next to another room where other people can hear you urinating and you want to avoid the embarrassment.
Examples of "acousta-pee" include (i) turning the bathroom ventilator on; (ii) singing; (iii) coughing: (iv) turning the water on in the sink; (v) trying to aim for a portion of the bowl with no water; (vi) talking to the people in the other room while peeing and/or (vii) if you have to pee like a racehorse and as a last resort sticking your leg in the toilet and peeing down your leg.
Examples of "acousta-pee" include (i) turning the bathroom ventilator on; (ii) singing; (iii) coughing: (iv) turning the water on in the sink; (v) trying to aim for a portion of the bowl with no water; (vi) talking to the people in the other room while peeing and/or (vii) if you have to pee like a racehorse and as a last resort sticking your leg in the toilet and peeing down your leg.
John, having drunk 6 beers, acousta-peed by singing and turning on the water in the sink. Don have had a 12 pack raced to the bathroom and acousta-peed by sticking his leg in the toilet and peeing down his leg, thus avoiding sounding like a racehorse through the bathroom door.
by Stevo Redfish March 14, 2013
Get the acousta-peemug. Trump was in his Moscow hotel room and hired a couple of pee-ons to give him a Goldman shower. “Hey, why do you think my hair is yellow”?
by Thebassland September 30, 2019
Get the Pee-onsmug. When two work associates randomly visit the restroom at the same time as each eachother multiple times throughout the course of a day.
Man, Ken, this is the third time we've bumped into each other in the bathroom today. I think we're "Pee-Synched".
by itcanhappentoanyofus August 27, 2009
Get the Pee-Synchedmug. by alternatealiases July 17, 2022
Get the pee o'clockmug. Stopping your car at a service station / gas station when you don't need petrol but do need to use the toilet.
Passenger: "Hey man, we really should stop at the next "servo".
Driver: "But we have plenty of petrol".
Passenger "I know, I've got to do a B Pee."
Driver: "But we have plenty of petrol".
Passenger "I know, I've got to do a B Pee."
by Domino the Jester July 26, 2010
Get the B Peemug. When you think you are done with on the toilet, but you stand up and realize you have not finished peeing. Pee then gets all over your underwear...a pee-tastrophy!
Fredy: Are you done yet?
Sarah: Yes, just pulling up my pants. Wait, oh crap, I just had a pee-tastrophy! I peed in my pants!! Now I need to change clothes!
Sarah: Yes, just pulling up my pants. Wait, oh crap, I just had a pee-tastrophy! I peed in my pants!! Now I need to change clothes!
by ndrew52 October 13, 2011
Get the pee-tastrophymug. by KapinKrunch December 30, 2011
Get the First Peemug.