Peanut butter carpet

To describe someones thick arse hair.

If you imagine trying to wipe peanut butter out of carpet with a paper towel.

My arse hair is like a peanut butter carpet

by Banditheeler July 29, 2022

peanut

a person (generally a woman) who likes to be peed/pissed and nutted inside of

her: "I'm your little peanut"

him: "Yes you are"

by itzthtguy November 16, 2023

reverse sided double peanut butter

Some wierd shit Isaac says

If shes mad at you, you should just hit her with that reverse sided double peanut butter.

by The increased gay September 14, 2018

peanut stripes

The dry fecial residue(skid marks) left behind in your shorts as a result of missing spots on the first pass of wiping your ass after depositing soft stool in the can

Amazing are the pattern of these peanut stripes left behind in these briefs ,this guy is real artist

by BIG T 49 April 26, 2021

Peanut Butter Banana

When you put your penis in a butthole and pull it out, then you have a peanut butter banana

I asked my husband if I could put his peanut butter banana in my mouth after he got done hitting me from the back

by Fat Boy Marco March 1, 2022

Peanut Lord

our lord, he brings us joy with his maracas.. if you see him ever, be blessed, but be careful and DON’T blink or look away, he’ll snap your neck, so give him his maracas and watch him from afar, and if he’s pleased with your business, he’ll title you as the maraca king/queen, obviously not as great as being a peanut lord, but he looks so happy and cute :333

Person1: “Have you prayed to the Peanut Lord??”
Person2: “Who’s that??”
Person1: “SCP 173.”
Person2: “Oh yeah, then yes I did.”

by SillyCaterpillar December 31, 2024

peanut butter and jelly

The sexual act of eating butt and the vagina while the woman is on her period

I overheard two women talking about having their peanut butter and jelly tossed during that time of month

by Smuccerz February 25, 2021