zombie nap

When someone is so intoxicated that they literally cant do anything

You seem pretty wasted , feel free to take a zombie nap and vabe.

by Jiggy_new_shoes July 21, 2017

rogue nap

A nap that suddenly happens without your prior knowledge. The napper wakes up a few hours later feeling groggy and disheveled.

For example; I sat down on my futon to study and I woke up two hours later not realizing that I had fallen victim to a rogue nap.

I took a rogue nap after my shower today and woke up three hours later in my damp towel.

by Rogue nap victim October 28, 2013

Yosh Nap

When you pass out anywhere and everywhere after any amount of alcohol consumption. (Usually at the party)

Is Josh passed out right now? No, he's just taking a Yosh Nap.

by Wildcat58 December 30, 2016

Nev nap

Where you fall asleep in public or during an outing with the boys

“Oh man Beau fell asleep at the roadhouse again. Mid conversation I was talking to him and next thing you know he was down for a Nev nap”

by Pu$$yCru$her69 April 25, 2025

Nap

Any length of sleep where the subject fails to adequately “get ready for bed.”

“Don’t you brush your teeth at night?”
“Well, I’m just taking a nap.”

“You fell asleep eating a popsicle and now you’re all sticky!”
“No. I was just napping.”

by Raspberrydoorjam September 27, 2019

jesus nap

a Jesus nap is where you feel like you're gonna die from whatever you ate and you just have to sleep for the salvation of those around you.

After a nice brunch, complete with mimosas, I think it's time for a Jesus Nap.

by jpeg1024 April 5, 2015

Nurse nap

The act of sleeping whenever time is available due to altered sleep patterns from shift work. The period of sleep immediately following an overnight shift. Generally not a particularly restful sleep.

Mom just got home from work so make sure not to disturb her nurse nap.

by Alixkay88 May 1, 2014