winter moose

In the winter a moose penis grows to epic proportions to rival all others in the animal kingdom. This allows moose to travel over ice safer having a fifth appendage to stablize.

That tall security guard over there is hung like a winter moose. I see the tip hanging out the bottom of his jeans.

by Moose expert guy September 12, 2021

Moose huff

The mounds of pussy lips in tight underwear… also known as camel toe

The dirty old moose huff

by anonymous November 2, 2021

cow moose

A straple like creature that has a leftovers hair cut and is one ugly dude

A cow moose walked by me.

by Skfneigebeidenbeduudje June 8, 2016

gaga moose

4th of July party. it’s an exclamation when your exited. it’s just a way to tell the feelings out. to express your inner crazy.

e.g “oh gaga moose”

by ilovekatyperry September 24, 2023

Moose Knuckles

When your pants are too tight and so your testicles bulge out in front and can be clearly seen by everyone.

OMG did you see Ben's massive moose knuckles last night on Family Feud?! Yeah, how'd he even get his pants on?

by Ben's Moose Knuckles September 25, 2020

Sidhu Moose Wala

The only non black guy who says nigga without being scared.

I am like sidhu moose wala, I am a really cool dude.

by Username not available December 1, 2021

moose ass

linglinger hitting it from the back while her titties sag

moose ass handing out papers like she tryna get a raise

by lil gergs February 12, 2024