Steven

please stop saying he has a huge dick please.

steven has a 3 cm

by ilovemilfssssss May 9, 2022

Steven Sadness

The male version of a Debbie Downer

Jordan is being such a Steven Sadness right now

by wherethepuckisthefuck August 7, 2024

Steven

A Steven is a total mystery thats a cross between a CIA agent and Jeff Bezos. Steven never seems to be working but is always spending money like Jeff Bezos. Dinner in Paris, Lunch in Dubai followed by sunsets in the Maldives is what’s in store when your friends with a Steven.

"Who's that handsome guy!?"

"Oh that's just Steven"

by Sxc7885 November 23, 2021

SteveN’

When you are lying about something you know is true in order to win an argument, prove a point or sway others.

Bro you SteveN’ right now we all know Kanye the best artist of all time!

Ain’t now way you can deadlift 600 pounds! Stop SteveN’

Ayo Stop SteveN’ for no reasoN’

by MenaceMan September 8, 2022

Weird Steven

A version of Steven, related to The Steven Theory. After he has been awake for ten hours he becomes "weird Steven" and starts arguments and is generally just annoying.

I think it's Weird Steven

by polyatail November 14, 2022

Stevens

In the lore of Valley Highschool, Richard Stevens, commonly referred to as Stevens, is the god of the raisins. When he consumes raisins, he grows all powerful and can rip a child apart atom by atom with nothing but a blink of an eye. He attempts to hide his power as the raisin god by pretending to hate raisins because even the thought of raisins makes him aggressively cum everywhere, destroying everything his cum touches due to its high radioactivity.

Did you know that the Chernobyl disaster was caused by Stevens cumming after eating 2.5 million pounds of raisins in half a second? It only took him 3% of his power, as anything over 10% of his power would devastate Earth into a powerful nuclear holocaost and perminantly irradiate Earth ending all life in it and if he uses anything over 15% of his power it will rip apart the universe atom by atom.

Oh, Jeremy, did you hear about Stevens the raisin god destroying a village filled with children to tear them apart to help him overcome his massive amount of energy he gained from eating two raisins? It made him use .2 percent of his power.

by big_dicked_boiiii February 9, 2019

Steven Clark

The thickest most voluptuous ass you will ever encounter. His veiny cock is so massive it has been compared to the Hindenburg. Unequivocal, undefeated reining champion of the sex olympics.

Did you hear Steven Clark electrocuted a student to death for being 3 seconds late to class?!!

Damn bro his cock has infinite electrical resistance..

by Kuhm lord November 29, 2021