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yelling at his shoes

"Did you see how wasted Mike was last weekend? He spent the whole night yelling at his shoes. "
by strikingoil May 24, 2014
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Whitey-two-shoes

Any prominent white person, but usually an academic or lefty, who shames and publicly lectures ordinary white people about “white privilege,” often while taking advantage of their own position of privilege to do so.
How dare that Beverly Hills whitey-two-shoes come out here to University of Arkansas to talk down to white students about racism.
by Rabbarousa September 30, 2018
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wrong sized shoe

Referring to messing something up with a funny outcome. Originating form Harry styles singing "it's gotta be you" live on stage and saying "wrong sized shoe" instead of the correct lyrics.
I tried doing a backflip into the pool but ended up doing a wrong sized shoe.
by Larry_stylinson_forever April 28, 2016
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Shoe Box Girl

--If the male associates with multiple females on a one on one basis or on a day by day basis. *(Has a new girl for different occasions, kinda like shoes).
Guy: "Yo I'm tryna come over."
Girl: "Why?"
Guy: "What chu mean why?"
Girl: "You trippin'."
Guy: "Really tho.?"
Girl: "Yes really... cause you tryna make me ya Shoe Box Girl..."
by flux_pistol May 29, 2013
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Velcro Shoes Smart

Noun. When a person is so incredibly brilliant that they can do something like invent an Iphone, but they cannot do simple things like tie their shoes so they wear velcro sneakers. The man who invented the microprocessor is velcro shoes smart.
Dr. K figured out how to put RAM, all the registers, flash memory, and the CPU all into one microcontroller. He is velcro shoes smart.
by CPT Ron November 14, 2017
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Tying My Shoe

Man Trying To Hide an erection by tying their shoe
by King_Yebo$$$$$ October 20, 2016
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shoe addiction dissorder

Buying shoes every minute of every day to the point that you cant afford pizza on tuesdays
RYAN STOP BUYING SHOES YOU HAVE A SHOE ADDICTION DISSORDER- Tali
by Ryanj123456789 June 19, 2019
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