Sausage squirt

The quantum physics of a male private part reaching full orgasmic sensation , while producing a mass load.

Wow Lanny awesome sausage squirt!

Jake impressive sausage squirt!

Cindy stays complaining about how salty the ocean was on our vacation ,but she chugs Sausage Squirt every night.

by Rock Kicker March 17, 2021

sausage dildo

The end result of defecating into a condom, tying it off and using the condom with the shit inside as a sexual toy that gives pleasure.

Look at him, he loves using that sausage dildo.

by Burning Wolf July 6, 2016

swag sausage

Swag sausage is an ingredient used to make Swagoo

Fuccboi: Yo lets make swagoo girrrl!
Swag Princess: I want none of that swag sausage

by Swagger-in-Chief April 13, 2016

sausage shuffler

Someone who shuffles too much cock.

"Hey did you know Louise is a sausage shuffler"

by big toes July 13, 2014

Sausage Tossage

Copious amounts of semen.

Michael Cantrell sits in his office all day eating his own sausage tossage.

by Darius_Effin_Flynn February 7, 2018

Saber Sausage

Saber sausage is where you're boner has accended to the level of war. It thirst to wage its mass destructive force against those who stand against its might.

The chosen one shall rise the saber sausage to vanquish all. So it was written.

by TGSUnderground (Also my YT) May 13, 2015

retracting sausage

When you lose a stiffy because you saw grammy naked

"Last night I saw my grandma's saggy tits then I got a retracting sausage"

by SaintOfTheGeeks April 1, 2015