B Pee

Stopping your car at a service station / gas station when you don't need petrol but do need to use the toilet.

Passenger: "Hey man, we really should stop at the next "servo".
Driver: "But we have plenty of petrol".
Passenger "I know, I've got to do a B Pee."

by Domino the Jester July 26, 2010

pee dab

little spot of piss in your shorts.

a laughed so hard i had a pee dab in my shorts

by piss in you pants December 12, 2013

First Pee

The very first time you wake up in the middle of the night to pee.

I'll take my contacts out at first pee.

by KapinKrunch December 30, 2011

Pee-ons

Pee-ons , Donald J Trumps favorite type of Mexican sex worker

Trump was in his Moscow hotel room and hired a couple of pee-ons to give him a Goldman shower. “Hey, why do you think my hair is yellow”?

by Thebassland September 30, 2019

acousta-pee

The act or art of trying to cove-up, disguise or hide the sound of urinating with another sound or failing that trying to muffle the sound of pee hitting the water in the toilet bowl. Generally it is a method utilized when the bathroom is right next to another room where other people can hear you urinating and you want to avoid the embarrassment.

Examples of "acousta-pee" include (i) turning the bathroom ventilator on; (ii) singing; (iii) coughing: (iv) turning the water on in the sink; (v) trying to aim for a portion of the bowl with no water; (vi) talking to the people in the other room while peeing and/or (vii) if you have to pee like a racehorse and as a last resort sticking your leg in the toilet and peeing down your leg.

John, having drunk 6 beers, acousta-peed by singing and turning on the water in the sink. Don have had a 12 pack raced to the bathroom and acousta-peed by sticking his leg in the toilet and peeing down his leg, thus avoiding sounding like a racehorse through the bathroom door.

by Stevo Redfish March 14, 2013

Pee-Synched

When two work associates randomly visit the restroom at the same time as each eachother multiple times throughout the course of a day.

Man, Ken, this is the third time we've bumped into each other in the bathroom today. I think we're "Pee-Synched".

by itcanhappentoanyofus August 27, 2009

pee bagging

the act of laminating one's scrotum with one's own urine and dragging it across the face of another

tim began pee bagging ron while ron was asleep

by kommander lemon July 20, 2011