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Flushed the mouse

Losing badly, doing something terribly, something almost tragic. As heard on the Tony Kornheiser Show.
He went 0-4 last night. He really flushed the mouse. They flushed the mouse when they lost by 31 points. He really flushed the mouse with his date when he got too drunk.
by Schmeckle33 March 27, 2024
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mouse ear

a term used in prison used to describe a Kotex used for " that time of the month "
female inmate: I need a mouse ear cause its that time
by Blackhart_inc January 5, 2017
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Mouse

A person, typically a female , who is shy and timid in the public but when you get them home they are sexually Wild and crazy in the bedroom.
The woman I met in the bar last night was a mouse.
by Great Imagination November 22, 2020
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Mouse Harvesting

To tortiously remove ones tampon unsuspectingly from in between their legs.
That bitch Madeline been mouse harvesting all day!
by Dr. Raun Cloywne January 19, 2017
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Mickey Mouse Day

A day where you wear all Mickey Mouse merch. October 30
It’s Mickey Mouse day so I’m wearing my Mickey shirt.
by Andy Andy October 27, 2019
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mouse-flossing

(v): To use some object (notecard, toothpick, paperclip) to clean that weird, greasy gunk that builds up in the little cracks of your computer mouse.
I haven't mouse-flossed in months, and then I looked and saw all sorts of nast. * folds up a piece of paper and starts mouse-flossing *
by Mystakaphoros October 9, 2013
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mouse crust

The white crust that forms on a a computer mouse after using it with a sloppy fap hand for extended periods of time.
Damn, I've got mouse crust!
by GloryholeExperience May 2, 2015
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