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MY FUCKING KNEES

The saying you say after someone fucks your knees.
by RIFNJCldcnka zxc November 2, 2022
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Freaky SpongeBob Knee Syndrome.

Freaky SpongeBob Knee Syndrome (Professionally abbreviated to FSKS) is a rare physical symptom on mainly mens knees where the knees turn lightly yellow with black lumps which resemble the key patterns of famous cartoon character SpongeBob SquarePants. This is caused of a lack of blood flow in the fingers which cause the ears, nipples, toes, nose and especially the knees which is what causes the knees to turn pale and slightly yellow. The black lumps on the knees can cause slight irritation but nothing more.
“The new born baby is born with Freaky SpongeBob Knee Syndrome.”
by SonnyK December 23, 2024
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Knee-Butter

The build-up of sweat and dead skin congealed into a buttery substance. Generally found within deep fat crevices i.e. - knee or elbow area.
It's so hot out, I could slather a whole loaf of bread with my knee-butter.

I need to jump in the shower right quick before the knee-butter begins to solidify.
by Nitzy Apple Butter March 8, 2021
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Knee-cruise

The act of steering with the knee, when you are far too busy to use your hands. I.E. Shuffling through maps, your CD's, applying your face, arm wrestling with your passenger, etc. Usually preceded by pressing the "Cruise Control" button.
Brenda and Tommy were far too busy playing Scrabble on their way to Montana. Good thing he knows how to knee-cruise.
by Nunya Bidnis November 6, 2010
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knee on knee

when a sports players slam into each other at the knees, leaving their legs in immediate pain
Did you see the hockey game last night? They went knee on knee and he had to get carried of the ice.
by ōppy October 11, 2017
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Knee Clapper

A rash looking STD you get when rubbing a mans penis inside the bend of someones knee.
1. Did you hear Joe gave Jamie the knee clapper on the church trip

2. My parents are going to kill me if they find out I have the knee clapper
by 2 girls half a brain September 26, 2013
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Knee sniffer

A women who will get on her knees for any guy
I heard Aynsley will suck anyone off, she is such a knee sniffer
by Jdbrb June 13, 2023
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