Fake Indian

Someone who describes themselves as a pure Indian despite being mixed race

Adrian B is such a Fake Indian

by scottynomany November 21, 2021

Indian Curry Seasoning

This is a traditional Indian seasoning found in most Indian street foods and 'delicacies'. This seasoning is a category of many components. One being a thickened goop made by suspending ones greasy testicles in a bowl of lukewarm water and corn starch in order to transfer the penile oils. Another frequently used seasoning is one that is produced seasonally by mixing dandruff and fine salt. Additionally, Indians will keep jars of expired semen collected through Indian flicker gooning. Lastly, Indians will almost always cook using used bath water. These seasonings are often used in and on top of meals.

Most smelly Indians use Indian Curry Seasoning in their street food to save costs when selling to tourists.

by Bread Butterer February 4, 2025

slapahoe indians

Mysterious Disappearance
Historians believe the Slapahoe Indians vanished not through war, but from drama fatigue. After centuries of nonstop beef, rumor has it they collectively decided to ghost humanity and now live in spiritual exile in group chats, where they send screenshots and type "LMAOOO" at 2 a.m.

The Slapahoe Indians roamed the lands now known as Suburbia, USA

by goldloadingpage July 3, 2025

Indian Car Wash

An Indian Car Wash is when a man sticks his dick inside an Indian woman’s wet hairy vagina.

He stuck his dick inside his Indian wife’s hairy vagina, getting a wet wash as he enters her vagina followed by her vagina hairs drying his dick with each motion resulting in an Indian Car Wash.

by Oooo weeee October 14, 2022

Haveasoupy Indians

Da Grand-Canyon-area Native American tribe dat offers you steaming bowls of meat-and-veggies-in-broth comestible whenever you show up in their village.

My Amish friends remind me of da Haveasoupy Indians in dat they are always very gracious and generous in their hospitality, inviting me to join them for dinner whenever I go to visit.

by QuacksO December 19, 2022

Indian

Brown-skinned Caucasian; racial slur for Caucasians.

There were a bunch of ugly ass autistic Indians in Perú. I felt like I was in the Hinalaya mountains or at a Uighur camp.

by Lil Miss Hood Baby Mila 👸🏻🥇 July 24, 2024

indian engagement ring

A hickey

"fuck guy, ya can't come to fuckin work with an Indian engagement ring on eh? Fuck."

by Macsyourguy June 10, 2020