Ian

A pretentious prick who uses his friends to get laid, then ruins their reputation to get even more laid until he dies of several STD's unknown to mankind.

"What happened last night?"
"Ugh Jeff was being such a fucking Ian!"
"Sorry bro."

by HABBY PLOPPER May 14, 2022

Ian

Where do I begin. A giant douche. The end. We love em tho.

Oh…yeah that’s Ian. Our token retarded friend. Bless his heart.

by 4drsmorewhores November 23, 2021

Ian

Ian is a fantastic lover. Hot body with lovable puppy eyes. He is disarming. It’s really hard to say no to him. He is romantic but also practical. He knows what he wants, so somehow he is hard to get.

Keep single for freedom and keep relationships for love. He is approachable but stubborn at the same time, which makes him not annoyed but charming.

He is the best sex partner EVER! The best call for every horny nights and the best wake-up alarm clock in the morning. You won’t be able to get enough sleep around him anyway.

It’s just great to be loved by Ian and spend time with him. Sometimes get hurt by his straightforwardnesses, but always be inspired by his love:).

Alice: STOP calling me GOUZI! You stupid IAN!
IAN: Sure, I will call you my beautiful princess for the rest of my life.

by Cooluobo November 23, 2021

Ian Persson

Ian Persson is a person in my class, he is kinda weird but hot. I like him very much (i am a guy)

Damn Ian Persson is hot

by MrRasmusKingRasmusGodFortnite December 4, 2024

Ian teo

Though his brain big, though mightiest of Asians, short, and small he is Ian is the beginning of a new race yet to come at the end of humanity

Ian teo: The Ians marched down the stairs, too bad the guards couldn't spot them

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by Adolf Peterson February 15, 2021

Ian

Ham

Ian = Ham

by Hamburgerlover888888 February 25, 2022

Ian Luck

An attribute that can be applied to a person who has unreasonably amazing luck. Named after legendary gamer Ian.

"He got 3 legendaries in one stage, bro has Ian Luck"

by JC-Rowe November 9, 2024