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eye-jam

An eye-jam is a staring contest on steroids. Two combatants, usually dom and craig, lock into a dead stare into the depths of each others irises. Winner is determined by the first person to blink, look away or smile. While seeming mundane in its nature, excessive and/or extreme, perhaps even backwards, eye-jams can lead to deterioration of sight, lack of ability to see color, loss of depth perception, low self esteem (if youre dom), extreme gayness (again, if youre dom) and in some worst case scenarios, even paralysis or death.
Dom couldnt eye-jam his way out of a wet paper bag.
by boodism April 11, 2011
mugGet the eye-jammug.

Brock eyes

Noun; adjective, Brock-eyed or Brock-eye'd; verb, Brock-eye, Brock-eyeing, Brock-eyed or Brock-eye'd

1. The facial expression one involuntarily assumes after smoking marijuana in which the eyes appear to others and feel by the user continuously squinted due to periorbital edema and congested corneal blood vessels, appearing similar to the face of Brock of the Pokémon series.
2. To stare with Brock eyes while high, often for long periods of time at a single object such as a television screen, or at nothing in particular.
Stoner 1: Dude... You have some serious Brock eyes.
Stoner 2: Yeah man; I am so blazed...

Stoner 1: I gotta go to work; do I look baked?
Stoner 2: Yeah dude... You're Brock-eye'd.

Stoner 1: Where's Tanner?
Stoner 2: He's still in the living room watching everyone play GTA. He's been doing nothing but smoking and Brock-eyeing the TV all day.
by DRIFTDOLL November 12, 2013
mugGet the Brock eyesmug.

frog eye

He's pants were to tight and he got frog eye
by dyl boss November 5, 2015
mugGet the frog eyemug.

Devil's eyes

Devil's eyes much like ocean eyes are eyes that you can get lost in, but what makes them different is that you get lost in them in a strange and ominous way. You can share I. Them for hours and it will feel like minutes, these eyes can be used for malicious purposes.
Have you seen Kevin's eyes?
Yeah I got lost in them for hours!
Yeah, he has devil's eyes.
by lizapane June 3, 2019
mugGet the Devil's eyesmug.

camel eye

A hybrid of camel toe and japs=eye. When a males japseye is protruding like that of a females cameltoe.
OMG, look at Iain, he has camel eye
by Securiteeeeeeee November 22, 2011
mugGet the camel eyemug.

ey young

The famous words invented by the all little and pasty, Mickey.
"So what's going on Micke---"
"EY YOUNG!!!"
by Steven Wilson July 30, 2004
mugGet the ey youngmug.

Eye rapist

Something or someone that grabs an eye and rapes it or rapes it by just watching you.
That man was considered an eye rapist because he raped a lot of eyes.
by Itz_someone October 24, 2018
mugGet the Eye rapistmug.

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