Brown Zombie

n. A shit that refuses to go away and keeps on coming back.

Stan: "What's that smell?"
(In the room walks Mike)
Mike: "Sorry mate, was a persistent bugger! Was like a scene from 'Night of the Living Dead'."
Stan: "A case of a Brown Zombie? No worries. I gave birth to a beast earlier this morning. That reminds me, it's been 28 days since we cleaned that thing. Could do with a bleaching, and soon!"

by J.May December 28, 2009

brown cup

To cup your hand by your ass, fart loudly and then bring your cupped hand up to someone's nose.

I asked Sara what I won for second place and she gave me a brown cup.

by rendle October 4, 2005

brown ninja

leaving a foul oder, usually in the form of a sbd fart for someone to walk into, unsuspectingly.

I just left a brown ninja for jeremy to walk into.

by rossta January 26, 2005

chris brown

to beat, choke, or bite a woman..

"If that hoe ain't acting right, chris brown that trick!"

by runner842 April 14, 2009

brown bowtie

The act of doing a girl in the turd cutter and the proceding to slide your meatpole between her melons resulting in what appears to be a "brown bowtie".

Jen had to shower after I gave her a gnarly brown bowtie because her chest smelt like shit.

by Philliam May 5, 2005

foxy brown

an ebony woman who is so fucking good as an MC.She is commanly mistaken with the Reggae singer Foxy. Formaly known as the Ill Na Na

Pass me that Foxy Brown cd.She is da ill na na

by I am da whore next door motha fucka May 13, 2003

brown shower

Brown showers refer to partners who defecate on one another. This may be done using enemas, some of which may consist of diluted wine or food.

Her lover laid benath her while she poured a brown shower upon him. This was the "4th rite." The ultimate baptism.

by Paul Kusinitz October 17, 2002