by taylor swift hater November 03, 2023
Is a person with a very small penis. Sex is very difficult for Mathew Taylor because it’s hard to insert the penis fully into the vagiiiiin.
by Scott Taylor February 13, 2018
Taylor Swift is a very talented pop singer. As of 2015 she is 25. She is often perceived as a serial dater with no heart. This is simply not true. She is an amazing person, very attractive, and those who think otherwise are either ignorant or jealous or both. Her most recent album, 1989, has sold more copies than some artists ever sell in a lifetime. She has won Billboard Woman of the Year twice, and is the only woman to do so. Taylor is amazing!
by ThePerson24 April 20, 2015
Teacher: John what it 2+2?
John: Umm..156
Teacher: That’s wrong u idiot.
John: *Thorws a tantrum*
John Taylor is a weird guy
John: Umm..156
Teacher: That’s wrong u idiot.
John: *Thorws a tantrum*
John Taylor is a weird guy
by Anonymous10372031 May 07, 2018
by kimlovestaylor August 20, 2016
zachary taylor was once president
by jello biafra February 16, 2005
1. While having a picture taken, the subject strikes a pose resembling an old dog who is wiping its butthole by means of dragging itself across the floor by the front paws.
"Dude I totally Taylor Swifted at that party last night."
"Meet me at 5pm at the bar, I will be Taylor Swifting the dance floor."
"Meet me at 5pm at the bar, I will be Taylor Swifting the dance floor."
by Captain Encyclopaedia March 30, 2012