talk to a bear

When you're camping and you have to shit so bad that you walk off with some t.p. and squat next to a tree and poo.

"You guys have any t.p.? - cause I gotta go and talk to a bear!!"

by Stupid White Honky December 12, 2006

talk to the head

What you say to your hoe when you want some head

Talk to the head bitch!

by Big C November 19, 2003

Penis talk

when men talk about there penises in public. Since women can talk about there breast in public some men have decided to talk about there penises in public. It is called penis talk.

A group of men talking in class.
Man1: You got a great looking penis.I wish I had your penis.
Man2: Yeah,but when I get a hard on it hangs to the left.
Man1:Mine hangs to the right. Bills goes stright up.
Bill:Yeah,but I whish it were biger.you don't have that problem.
And that is an example of penis talk.

by Deep blue 2012 February 23, 2010

Talking Head

To insult. To talk shit. To talk smack.

Say nigga why you be talking head?


"Talkin' head gonna put you on your deathbed
Just cuz you got a gat, that's just why you actin brave
Got a gat I got a GLOCK, what'cha gone do?
Handle your business, DON'T LET YOUR BUSINESS HANDLE YOU!" - Mystikal in the song "Murderer"

by bmd0000054 December 20, 2008

Talking Trump

To brag, especially to falsely exaggerate one's abilities or achievements.

"Dude, you did not bowl 300 - you're talking Trump."

"I got a ten percent raise today, for reals, I'm not talking Trump."

by HeardItHere May 11, 2016

talked down

When your emotions are extremely high and someone has to talk to you so you'll call down

I had to get talked down after the game because I was so mad now I'm normal

by Jill Fill January 8, 2017

talk blocking

this happens when you are trying to talk to a person and another intrusive annoying person keeps getting all up in the business, making the conversation difficult or impossible

Kendra: Hey did you run into Elias again?

Michelle: Yeah, but Rachel kept talk blocking! What is her problem?

Kendra: Oh she talk blocks anyone she sees as a threat. She knows she has to go to extreme measures to keep his attention.

by moniker1979 June 13, 2014