Tim Reiss is a luscious, voluptuous, glamorous polywool princess who can never rest until he spreads his influence the world over. Also he doesn't have an arrow of light. Suck it Tim.
by KingOfPotatoes July 29, 2022
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by Joemama6y9 November 26, 2019
Tim Løgsted aka dj Tim Onionplace is a local musician in the city of Aalborg in Denmark. He originates from a dark place north of the beautiful Limfjorden. Here he was fostered by cows and raised to become the strongest. While the leader of the pack wanted him to become strong and fight the other bulls he found much more appreciations in the sounds of the nature. This is apparent in his newly made album "Cows delight" where the nurturing sounds of cows grassing on the northern jytlandic hillsides is balanced with the sound of a 1987 Puch being dragged across the roads by the preferred vehicle of his native lands, the tractor.
On stage Dj Onionplace is typically performing in a dress made of onion and under the influence of an unhealthy amount of danish pilsner.
On stage Dj Onionplace is typically performing in a dress made of onion and under the influence of an unhealthy amount of danish pilsner.
Guy 1: Is that dj Onionplace?
Guy 2: omfg! THAT IS THE ONE WHO MADE IT OUT OF THE FIELDS AND BECAME A WORLD FAMOUS DJ
Guy 3: I really like onions. But only because Tim Løgsted is a god.
Guy 2: omfg! THAT IS THE ONE WHO MADE IT OUT OF THE FIELDS AND BECAME A WORLD FAMOUS DJ
Guy 3: I really like onions. But only because Tim Løgsted is a god.
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by callmefear April 03, 2019
When partaking in unprotected Anal sex, the misadventure of large amounts of fecal matter entering the Urethra of the penetrating penis.
by Nonfunctional March 11, 2018