cunt tree

Horrible country music played by some rednecks, but is a lot more common with white trash and hicks. The origin of this term is, of course, a manipulation of the word "country", therefore making it derogatory and fun to use.

Those damn pro-Confederate, white trash Southerners are always blaring their cunt-tree music.

by Jack Mehoff May 13, 2005

red tree

The red tree is a form of modern art, where a man, elevated to climax after sexual intercourse with a woman on her period or particularly violent intercourse with a man, pulls out and ejaculates with his blood covered penis onto a blank canvas and generally, but not necessarily, depicts a tree.

Yo man, I am the Picasso of this generation, I sold the red tree I made last night for $1,000.

by The Red Picasso June 30, 2016

Tree Fucker

(n) A native american or person of otherwise indian heritage who is forced to have sex with trees because his wife is too unatractive.

"Hey i'd be a tree fucker too if i had a wife like that!"

by Rob reiner April 3, 2008

Tree Top

1.)He who can change your life. 2.)A magic giant that roams the cities in search of people in need of a friend.

Its 4:44, do you know where your Tree Top is?

by Mr.Fucky June 10, 2011

tree kid

The best type of people.

The ones that don't judge you, the ones that are not afraid to be themselves.
Tree kids don't bring people down and would rather make people laugh.

Wow, I wish a loser like me could be a tree kid.

by JL061099 April 14, 2017

tree-book

A book printed on dead trees, i.e. paper, as opposed to an e-book, which only exists electronically. Compare with snail mail.

Thomas: Hey, how do you like your new Kindle?
Andrew: I don't know, I haven't used it yet. I'm still trying to finish all the tree-books I'm reading.

by Cesar Augustus March 28, 2010

tree trunks

A man with arms the size of tree trunks!

"Dude, that trainers arms are the size of tree trunks!"

by AGenius June 7, 2009