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Even blind squirrels sometimes get a nut

Another way of saying, Even people who get most things wrong in their lives, sometimes get something right
The saying even blind squirrels sometimes get a nut can apply to tv political pundits lying to you all the time who unintentionally accidentally once in a blue moon say something politically true.
by Sexydimma August 14, 2023
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I hope the squirrel from Ice Age bites your nutsack off

A very good comeback when someone says something like: "Ill fuck your mom" or "Suck my dick"

Maybe in a lit argument on Xbox live with a squeacker
"I fucked your mom pussy boiiiiii!"
"Yeah well i hope the squirrel from Ice Age bites your nutsack off"
by nutindabutt27 September 17, 2019
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squirrel jazz

A subgenre of jazz music characterized particularly by its playfulness, analogous to the behavior of squirrels. This is reflected in its frivolous instrument and harmony choices.
The song "Marche no Kuroi Kuma" by Gonzales Mikami is a fine instance of squirrel jazz.
by pineapplerind December 19, 2023
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Squirrels Delight

When your girl squirts so hard she sounds like a squeaky, delighted squirrel.
I hit my girl with the squirrels delight, bro!
by TheReal,FuckShitCockBalls September 5, 2016
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zombie squirrel

A brainless definition that your dad uses to describe your harry armpits

Typical an old guy named Eugene says stupid shit like this.
Hey son what's show me your zombie squirrel
by Gene double hockey sticks September 22, 2020
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fluffy squirrel

A mans hairy ball that is sticking outside of his Speedo swimsuit.
by Twitchytazz March 30, 2019
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Squirrel

Someone who is overly hyper or excited. They may have way more energy than their friends and it can be annoying
Friend 1: *starts running around in circles out of nowhere*
Friend 2: jeez you’re such a squirrel
by thatbword February 26, 2020
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