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Dairy Mouse

A dairy mouse is an individual who consumes an exorbitant amount of dairy products. Including but not limited to copious amounts of cheese, yoghurt and milk.
Well, it looks like we’re going to have to make another trip to the shop. It is apparent that a dairy mouse has been through our pantry, oh boy.
by Yeastmaker2000 July 29, 2024
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Moist Mouse

The act of sticking a woodwind instrument up to your genitals and playing.
I walked in on Johnny giving Jaxon a moist mouse
by The Wyatt Fan Club August 12, 2024
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Mouse

What Karen Smith is for Halloween.
by DE WOILD IS YER ERSTER March 31, 2025
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Mickey Mouse

An term used to describe an item, situation, organisation, opinion or person (anything really) that is fake, comical, not serious or a joke. As an adjective meaning "small and worthless, petty, inconsequential" Originating from the late 1920's -1930's named after the Disney character.
That sports club is Mickey Mouse. James' opinions on politics are Mickey Mouse. This store is Mickey Mouse.
by Luigi 55 April 1, 2025
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