christmas came early

The expression "christmas came early" originated in northern New Mexico. In this case, "christmas" refers to the unique combination of both red chile and green chile on your breakfast burrito. The fiery blend has a unique chemical reaction that results in premature bowel movements that are tainted with the fire of the chile. Thus, when one has a BM after consuming a christmas breakfast burrito, christmas is said to have come early.

Ralph: Oh, man! It's only 10:00 am and that loaf I dropped felt like fire!

Ted: Sounds like christmas came early.

by Kate Sjostrand March 21, 2008

Christmas blue balled

the feeling you get when you don't receive the gift you expected or really wanted

guy 1-hey mark, did you get that ps3 you kept telling your mom to get you?
mark - nope, i got a nintendo wii....
guy 1- ooooo.......you got Christmas blue balled
mark - (throws wii out the window)

by mick buchey December 25, 2008

Drug store christmas

The horrible gifts from the drug store such as a knock off gaming console, a book with i generic title , or a over priced action figure from something you have never heard of. Then these gifts are given to an unlucky child for christmas.

Mom: ok son open your gift!

little billy: OMGGGG ITS A...fun station 5. 0.o

Mom: Isnt that what you wanted?

little billy: No you dumb bitch, i specifically asked for a playstation 3. wtf is this shit.

Mom: sorry you had a "drug store christmas"

little billy: >=(

by Spootybeaver113 April 06, 2011

Ethiopian Christmas tree

Really long and dirty ass hair which has been braided and has dingleberries hanging off of and around it.

Her ass is so hairy you could make an ethiopian Christmas tree.

by Babalua November 07, 2012

Christmas Eve Sex

Sex without foreplay. Like Santa, spoke not a word and went straight to his work.

Hey babe let's have Christmas Eve Sex, that will be quick.

by Quickie too June 12, 2011

Lamara Christmas Pudding

A Rich and unctuous pudding made with winter dry fruit soaked in spiced rum, topped with brandy caramel sauce and Madagascar Vanilla creme chantilly and.. Love

Man that Lamara Christmas Pudding really put the Christmas season in me

by ShadyJman November 26, 2021

christmas is early this year

The meaning of the phrase 'Christmas came early' is rather straight forward — that is to depict when something good happens to you unexpectedly, and it feels like Santa brought you an early present.

- she found her cat! Christmas is early this year!

by AnitaRadcliffe April 07, 2023