Skip to main content

spunk the bottle

During the sesh someone spills the beer/bong/shottie bottle. That person has 'spunked the bottle'
John tried to catch the open beer can but it spilled on the floor. He had spunk the bottle
by FaceItYoDead August 12, 2017
mugGet the spunk the bottlemug.

Bottle job

Failure to clinch a success from a position of significant advantage either from perceived strength or the status of the competition, such as going up 3-0 in a best of 7 series only to get reverse swept and lose 4-3. While not confirmed, it may come from the idea of having it "in the bottle and failing to put the cap on it" letting it escape.
The 19-0 Patriots going into the Superbowl losing to an Average-at-best Giants team to go 19-1? One of the biggest bottle jobs in history.
by JB1225 May 26, 2024
mugGet the Bottle jobmug.

Drink from a Babies Bottle

Translated : To drink semen from the penis of a Man whom has fathered a child or children.

"Tom always loves to drink from a babies bottle"
Person 1: Johns such a hot Dad!!!!!.....I just had to suck him off, till he blew his load.
Person 2: Yeah, he's totally hot, I also love to drink from a babies bottle.
by whistletotim November 22, 2021
mugGet the Drink from a Babies Bottlemug.

bottle-weary

My head is feeling rather bottle-weary this morning, after lasts night soirée.
by Zudia73 May 24, 2024
mugGet the bottle-wearymug.

piss bottle

a term for the followers of Ben's shitty fall out boy meme acc murdered.by.petewentz. all of his amazing followers r piss bottles ever since Ben drank piss out of a bottle.
u follow murdered.by.petewentz? dude ur such a cool piss bottle
by ben stump March 22, 2020
mugGet the piss bottlemug.

water bottle

when they put the entire dick in the mouth and the say they can fit more so you cry
Dave: I'm very sad kitty gave me a water bottle
by anonymous February 21, 2025
mugGet the water bottlemug.

Spray Bottling

When you like a problematic/unlikable character in media and you need to find a way to still hold that character accountable so you spray them with a spray bottle like a dog.
“This character is so attractive but oh my god they are actually such a creep.”

*sigh*

“Guess I’m spray bottling you.”

*gets the spray bottle*

“Bad ___! Bad!”
by CupcakeHalø April 3, 2025
mugGet the Spray Bottlingmug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email