blue anon

Any one of a number of Left wing literal conspiracy theories such as the Russia Hoax, Jussie Smollett hoax, Ukraine hoax, Covington Kids hoax, and the Brett Kavanaugh hoax. These conspiracy theories are generally promoted in the mainstream corporate press but are based on little to no evidence, generally from anonymous sources.

My sister is a typical Blue Anon believer who thinks elections are impossible to tamper with - unless it's Russia helping Trump win with $100k in facebook ads."

by Quincy Kev March 7, 2021

Blue Excitement

The low one gets when overly excited about something that never happens

"I was so excited about the party at the end of the month that when it got cancelled I had a killer case of blue excitement."

by A.M.B. October 19, 2008

Blue Archer

The Blue Archer, is a fairy tale story about an young peasant who hunted using a bow and arrow but was tricked by an evil witch. she killed him but the gods chose him to be a beacon of hope and determination. Now whenever a young girl feels depressed or suicidal, the Blue Archer comes down and defeats all her demons and sadness with a bow and arrow.

"the Blue Archer saved my soul!"
"The blue archer is the perfect bedtime story"
"have you ever heard of the Blue Archer?"

by Oliver2Arrow August 28, 2013

Blue-flaps

The female version of "blue balls" one of the worse feelings a women can have.

My boyfriend gave me blue-flaps because we got interrupted during sex

by Chacks August 5, 2016

midterm blues

The feeling you get when you know you should be studying but instead you're on facebook crying about how much your life sucks

FB Status: "UGHH I HATE MY LIFE" #midterms -feeling depressed
Comments
"Get off fb and go study!"
"I CAN'T FML I have the midterm blues!"

by that_girl90 October 22, 2013

Blue hulk

A blue hulk is a term to describe a 100 mg Pfizer viagra

Hey bro I way too chached out last night and was a pushing rope. So I popped a blue hulk and SMASHED

by Grubdissimo November 10, 2020

blue spoddies

a rare disorder often encountered when trying to decipher medical transcriptions. Real meaning 'loose bodies'

There were ...blue spoddies in the articular space of the knee

by nocinfo July 7, 2009