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Maddie tax

When a wasteman travels the other side of the city to see his girl and stops seeing his boys and spends all his money on her just for her to leave him
Archie got Maddie taxed by his girl he spent £500 to see her for the weekend
by Ted’s left nut May 12, 2025
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trump tax

Any rise in consumer prices that can be directly attributed to President Trump’s tariffs.
I was going to buy my daughter a new doll, but the trump tax put it out of reach.
by darthgandhi May 20, 2025
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Tarantino toe tax

The price actresses must pay to be in a Tarantino film.

This comes from Quentin Tarantinos long documented foot obsession, where mostly actresses, and some actors have had extended scenes with their (usually dirty) bare feet are in the foreground of the shot.
Person 1: "I loved Margot Robbie in Once Upon a Time in Hollywood"

Person 2: "Yeah, but she sure had to pay the Tarantino toe tax"
by Fradornkledop May 26, 2025
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soy taxed

When simping or pandering does not go in your favor and punishment is ensued.
She answered all the questions right; she was soy taxed as result of knowing too much
by Emflopper June 10, 2025
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longshot rizzler tax

A pose you pull for when
when see a shawty from afar. so you him em with the /longshot rizzler tax/

(the ideal move youd pull in an attempt to get the 2nd take from the crush/senpai from a distance to prepare for a slow burn) and then/or roll will occur for climax or massive ripple effects.
Person 1: isnt that *your crush/senpai* on the way out?

The taxxed/ protag: I can see your battles *person 1*. Ive already hit them with /longshot rizzler tax/ She noticed me earlier. So i think it was a go.
by Sinister Canister June 11, 2025
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Fiber Tax

The amount of fiber one has to consume in order to make sure they have a normal bowel movement without paying for it in pain.
“I have constipation, I can’t make it to the party!”
“Did you have too much or too little fiber?”
“What?” (Groans)
“If you had too little fiber, then you didn’t pay your body the fiber tax to let the stool through.”
“What if I had too much fiber?”
“Then you paid too much fiber tax!”
by DorianGray1243 July 11, 2023
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