Pranav Syndrome

The condition when a person starts babbling English out of nowhere, just to sound more important.

Person 1: Aur Bete, kesa he? (Friend in a friendly tone)
Person 2: I say you don’t say this to me next time because I did not say anything wrong and I don’t like being called this and it would be my pleasure if you stop being mean like this
Person 1: Bhai terko Pranav Syndrome he kya?

by Shishu Premi April 23, 2021

Southwest Syndrome

When an individual from UMass-Amherst male/female is only attracted to Southwest dudes and bettys.

John:I use to live in Lewis in Northeast, but now I live in Patterson in Southwest and have been diagnosed with this syndrome.

Jake: What syndrome?

John: SOUTHWEST SYNDROME

by Fabio Rodriguez March 8, 2009

asspurgers syndrome

A terrible affliction that drives one imediately to the throne with an urgent need to expel a toxic river of brown filth from one's derriere.

Last night's curry destroyed my guts. Bad case of asspurgers syndrome this morning. Should have put the bog roll in the fridge last night. Gnarly.

by banoslibre September 7, 2014

apeman syndrome

A condition involving one's armspan exceeding one's body height.

"DUDE, that girl totally has apeman syndrome. Look at the way she sits at her desk."

by Justine Jackson December 13, 2005

Meme Syndrome

Also known as Memeitus, it is widely considered an STD(Socially Transmitted Disease) affecting tens of thousands of millenials. In more specific terms it causes the bearer to have the need to constantly make memes, it ranges from 1 a day for the lightly afflicted and 5 or more a day for the heavily afflicted. If you or a friend are plagued with this disease you should immediately seek medical help. It cannot be cured but it can be managed. I myself am afflicted with this disease and I have already lost friends and storage space on my phone. Together we can beat this devilish disease and save many!

My friend has had Meme Syndrome for the past two years and it doesn't show any sign of improving.

by Meme Specialist (Unlicensed) April 13, 2017

Faggotory Syndrome

Two Males that think it's okay to Date together and try to have babies.

"Michai and Willy are suffering from Faggotory Syndrome"

by MAGAWillrise September 2, 2017

Gerkin Syndrome

1. Term used to describe an unfortunate genetic disorder which renders a male with inadequately sized anatomy.

2. a tiny dick; an itty bitty weeny

3. DAMN!

This poor boy has the worst case of the Gerkin Syndrome I've ever seen.

The disappointment on her face said it all, "Not the Gerkin Syndrome again".

His Gerkin Syndrome was so bad that he couldn't even measure up to Barbie's boyfriend, Ken.

by Burl & Mode July 7, 2010