super straight

people who have no friends, a social reject, thinks hating on ice cream flavors will make them cool, unfortunately quirky, is banned from most public spaces, didn't take a bath, thinks transphobia makes them have an oscar and likes to get fucked in the ass

"Hey timmy want a sandwich?"

"i am super straight"

"what the hell"

by HEIROU_09 January 13, 2023

Straight Zoo

A generic VrChat world were you watch the E-boys and E-Girls interact with each other.

Sorry joined my friend who was in a Straight Zoo, had to get out of there was falling asleep.

by Blazingskullking December 3, 2022

Straight savage

Nick Scibilio. 216 legend. “Prove yourself”

You know “Nick Scibilio” kids a straight savage. Straight legend. Borderline losah.

by Beantownball July 21, 2023

STRAIGHT DICKAGE

To just viciously beat someone up

I was playing yima in basketball and i was giving him Straight Dickage

by notmob August 27, 2023

Super Straight

One who is attracted to the opposite biological sex, obviously excluding disgusting trans people.
The Super Straight flag, 🟧⬛️, comes from the colors of Pornhub.com

Male (XY) attracted to Female (XX)
Or
Female (XX) attracted to Male (XY)

Jeff: Hey, do you like girls

Alex: Yes

Jeff: What about trans girls

Alex: I am only attracted to Women who are born with XX chromosomes and who I am physically, sexually, emotionally, or aesthetically attracted to.

Jeff: Isn’t that transphobic?

Alex: No, I have no problem with Trans people, I just identify as super straight and am only attracted to people born as the opposite sex.

by TrueDefinitions21 September 12, 2023

Straight edge

School kid who plan's to kill himself with knife.

Dylan with a Y was straight edge.

by StreetsmartJeremy October 19, 2019

Straight jargon

Speech or writing with convoluted amounts of straightness. Typically and unnecessarily used to disrupt the gays enjoyment of life.

Examples of straight jargon:

1. "Do you watch Grey's Anatomy?"

2. "We're having our Fantasy League NFL draft tomorrow night if you want to join."
3. "You connect the male coaxial cable to the female connector."
4. Any quote from the Office or Fast & Furious movies

Gay Male: "We're going to some gays bars tonight"
Straight Male: "Perfect, I love free drinks."
Gay Male: "Literally nobody invited you."

by CST507 November 11, 2021