auctioneer status

When a person is so high on crystal meth they can't stop talking and all night

You're so high you're on auctioneer status

by Ewen McCloud February 25, 2025

status takeback

When a person deletes their facebook status after someone proves them wrong

Did you see her status?
No
Oh she must've done a status takeback

by hopdog February 01, 2015

Statue of Delivery

What children hear the very first time you introduce them to the Statue of Liberty, mainly because they've never heard the word "liberty" before but know good things come from a FedEx delivery.

Mom: "What did you learn at school today, Sweetheart?"
Kindergardner: "George Washington, the American flag and The Statue of Delivery."

by Princess Butterfly June 29, 2017

Status Number

The number of dicks one has sucked in the last 3 months divided by 4

My status number is 3.25( has sucked 13 dicks in the last 3 months)

by King Co July 07, 2021

Monkey Status

minkey status

im not even in monkey status

by bdm.smile April 11, 2022

tard status

-a describing words for someone who does something incredibly stupid or looks ridiculous or dumb.

'Oh my god, that outfit is tard status'

by bananananamana. October 22, 2007

Status Girl

Term created by rapper Status Boy Shawn.

A Status girl is a beautiful independent woman that has your back through anything and will always be honest with you.

They are very rare and very hard to find but if you do find one keep her because their the realest females you’ll ever meet in your life.

“Bro this girl been nothing but loyal to me and showed love to me she gotta be a Status girl”.

by -anonymous 23 September 03, 2019