ignorant spoon

a shovel or a spoon that basically does nothing
hay man go grab me that ignorant spoon!
by btwig95 July 15, 2020
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cause spooning in a dress

Someone who's too fat to get into a dress and have to refund it back
that's cause spooning in a dress duh
by TheJocker037 October 05, 2019
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Spoonful Challenge

A challenge in which you choose a product to eat a spoonful of. Preferably something not good tasting.
I ate cinnamon when I did the Spoonful Challenge!
by Awesomeajam March 04, 2017
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Alabama river spooning

When you and another man take a spoon to a river where no one can see you then you dig a hole and both take turns to shit in the hole. After all the shit is in the hole you then deepthroat each other until both of your mouths are full with sperm. You then put your hand in the hole and feed it to your friend.
Tom and Jerry did Alabama river spooning for pornhub.
by Bigwillypenus January 22, 2019
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Dick Spoon

Prison slang for an edible spoon made from a wafer-like material, typically provided to inmates on mental health/suicide watches who have recently demonstrated a proclivity for inserting foreign objects into their bodily orifices, which unlike a regular plastic spoon will eventually dissolve on contact with bodily moisture.
"No, no plastic spoon for Inmate Smith- he's been packing the musket again. Give him a dick spoon".
by Dano78 October 02, 2022
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Wet Poon Spoon

When someone with the nickname of 'Poon' gets out the shower and spoons you.
Gunther was so happy after being wet poon spooned.
by Srosro December 15, 2018
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pussy spoon

I forgot my pussy spoon in her room last night.
by jayydeeeee April 05, 2015
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