Pandora’s Socks

When a man uses a sock for masturbation then hides it and forgets about it, Only for his girl to find it months later.

I can’t believe I found one of Pandora’s socks in my drawer!

by RuthlessDre91 April 13, 2021

Boomerang Sock

When you masturbate repeatedly into the same sock for a long duration of time, the sock becomes stiff enough to be used a a Boomerang.

"I've used this sock so many times its turned into a boomerang sock"

by DixiesNormous February 21, 2020

Sock Tossing

Filling a sock with enough baby batter to fling it on a wall like a cheap sticky toy.

I mastered sock tossing around 14.

by Gynobutter July 4, 2018

Lucky sock

To lucky sock, one must talk to someone else for, at least, a little bit too long about something very obscure or particular that clearly the other person shares zero interest in.
It is important that the person being lucky socked on has zero interest, as opposed to having a disdain for the topic.
The amount of time is also crucial. A simple sentence is not enough. It must be enough time to make the person being lucky socked on uncomfortable.

One more crucial part of lucky socking is that the topic is somewhat lame and obscure. It is not lucky socking if the topic is about something society deems to be cool.

It can be be used as "lucky sock," "lucky socked," or "lucky socking."

Ex 1) The weird kid in the cafeteria lucky socked on me about his pog collection. He spoke to me for 20 minutes and all I could say was "cool."

Ex 2) I would tell you all about my love for Antiques Roadshow on PBS, but I figured you would not care at all so I will not lucky sock on you about it.

Ex 3) Person 1- I hope I didn't just lucky sock on you about my sex life.
Person 2- No you didn't. You simply just bragged, asshole.

by Grapefruit17 July 6, 2022

Cock Sock

A 'cock sock' is a dedicated sock purely for the purpose of beating your meat with with.

Person 1: "Why is this sock crusty"?
Person 2: "Because that is my cock sock"

by Somesketchybloke February 21, 2018

Driving Sock

The sock a male masterbates into while driving rather than use a fist full of facial tissue.

Andy; " dude why is there only one sock in your glove compartment?" Bob replies; "Don't touch that, it's my driving sock, gotta save the turtles man."

by VonZee July 14, 2023

Sock Liam

Means to eat Liam’s head off and continue to take a hokey stick and shove it up his decapitated nose hole

Liam prepare your self for the sock liam

by Dooley boiii January 23, 2022