night snaking

When you are at a social gathering under the influence preying on innocent woman like a snake would do its prey

Hey look,Shanes night snaking!

by killedmydog1998 May 1, 2016

Steak-Snake

A beefsteak which has been skillfully fashioned into the shape of a snake. By carefully carving a steak into one long strip, it takes on the likeness of a snake. A stick with a long thread is often attached to the head of the steak-snake so that one can create the illusion that the snake is alive. A steak-snake is suitable as a gift and is often presented to children on Christmas morning after which it quickly becomes their favourite plaything. Children can often be seen playing with steak-snakes well into March/April once the aroma of the steak has become intolerably pungent. It is not out of the ordinary for steak-snakes to be further decorated with a tongue and eyes crafted respectively from carrot and black peppercorns.

David - "I don't know what to get Johnny for Christmas. Do you have any ideas?"

Mark - "Yeah man, make him a steak-snake, kids love steak-snakes."

"I've had it with these motherfucking steaks on this motherfucking plane!"

by I've heard of one. June 6, 2018

snake bitten

an extremely unlucky or unfortunate person.

him: yo that girl is snake bitten
other guy: what do you mean
him: everyone she has dated broke up with her or cheated, her parents even got divorced because of her
other guy: damn. that’s harsh.

by oh man January 12, 2019

Snake Drift

The act of one's penis drifting below their shorts or underwear.

Daniel had a bad case of snake drift when at his friends house.

by Akafyre January 27, 2021

computing snake

during sex, when you make eye contact with the female trying to find the vagina with your penis, but you can't quite find the opening. However, you refuse to look down, therefore leaving your snake to compute.

goddamit, jarett pulled a computing snake and ended up going soft.

by jarett August 9, 2021

Snake poo

What you say when you are smiling in a photo

EVERYONE SAY SNAKE POO

by Morahelisabuthfan January 3, 2021

storm snakes

1. Scum who loot homes and businesses before, during, and after major storms and disasters.

2. Scammers who cheat people on home repairs after such disasters.

Don't worry about being shot by the National Guard if you're caught looting. The neighborhood watch committee is much more likely to blow you away if you're caught on my street, storm snakes!!!

In Texas, you get a $50 bounty for drilling a storm snake.

by pellygirl October 29, 2012