Dirtbag snake

A person who smashes another persons ex wife and that person gets mad because they thought y’all was considered podnas.

Hey bro I heard dude smashed your ex!

Yeah man thought we was cool he is such a dirtbag snake! He still owes me 25 bucks too!

Guess I’ll never see that again!

Yeah man that sucks I can’t stand a dirtbag snake one got me last week!

by Whoopigoldnerd September 30, 2021

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Snake nap

A nap after eating a large meal. Like the postprandial rest/digest phase after a snake ingests a large meal.

"That burger was epic, I'm going to need a snake nap after finishing it".

by RLJ86 July 13, 2021

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computing snake

during sex, when you make eye contact with the female trying to find the vagina with your penis, but you can't quite find the opening. However, you refuse to look down, therefore leaving your snake to compute.

goddamit, jarett pulled a computing snake and ended up going soft.

by jarett August 9, 2021

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bone snake

spine

my bone snake hurts

by anonymous June 18, 2021

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Snake Sucker

A Snake Sucker is a person who is known for sucking long, thick dicks. A "Snake" is usually a black man's large dick.

Person A: "Hey man, did you see that video of the Snake Sucker that my man recorded?"
Person B: "No, man. If she can take that though, she's gotta be something else."

by MarshmallowKing November 9, 2022

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