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Snake Dick

A sexually transmitted disease in which the male genitalia becomes swollen and scaly. It begins to feel of leather.
Oh man... I need to go to the doctor I’m starting to look like I have a bad case of the snake dick.
by Grandmasthetits March 13, 2020
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Snake Doctor

Growing up in the deep south, a damselfly was called a Snake Doctor and the folklore was that if you saw a snake doctor, a snake was close by. Which was usually "true" due to the proliferation of snakes in the south. We never called dragonflies snake doctors but were either called a dragonfly or more commonly a "mosquito hawk". Both insects are harmless to humans and we would sneak up behind the ones that had landed on clothes lines and capture them by grabbing their tail. The dragonfly would bite to defend itself but the pain was less than an ant bite. Here is where it became "children will be children" because we would firmly, not tightly, tie a short piece of thread to the end of it's tail. Sometimes we would release the dragonfly and then chase and recapture the insect with this thread and other times we would hold onto the thread and let the insect lead us around the yard. We got a lot of exercise that way, and yes, we usually untied the thread before we released them.
Watch where you're placing your feet, I just saw a snake doctor.
by Ol' Timer October 18, 2020
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The Snake Bite

The snake bite

The woman is on her back with her legs spread with full access to her pussy. While her partner uses their fingers to pleasure her, they stops and make the number 2 symbol “slightly modified with their index and middle fingers slightly bent to resemble snake fangs” with their dominant hand. They angle punch the woman’s pussy. Their thumb, ring, and pinky fingers make contact with her vagina at the same time as the index and middle fingers hit her clit with the same force.

Male version

The male bends over as their partner, makes the same hand shape as the female version and they, angle punch the man’s testicles. Their thumb, ring, and pinky fingers make contact with his testicles at the same time as the index and middle fingers hit his ass hole with the same force.
Andy gave me “The Snake Bitethe other night. My clit has been bruised ever since!
by anonymous August 14, 2022
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Snake Sucker

A Snake Sucker is a person who is known for sucking long, thick dicks. A "Snake" is usually a black man's large dick.
Person A: "Hey man, did you see that video of the Snake Sucker that my man recorded?"
Person B: "No, man. If she can take that though, she's gotta be something else."
by MarshmallowKing November 9, 2022
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Snake trail

noun.the secretions of the penis
The male version of the snail trail
When preforming the mushroom stamp and you trail across the face leaving a trail
Man i wanna leave my snake trail on her forehead
by Free_Willy September 24, 2022
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Tinsel Snake

You know that Tinsel Snake on the Christmas Tree and my sweater.
by Rocky M! December 9, 2021
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