short guy

a guy who is under average height, normally under 5'2. But is the most frickin awesomest person who ever lived, all the girls love him because he is so cute. He is the coolest, funniest, hottest, and most loved of all people on the entire planet.

girl 1: wow did you see that cute guy over there?

girl 2: yea that's definately a short guy, but he is mine

girl 1: wow i wish i could have a short guy

girl 2: o you poor thing you must get one

by short guy May 12, 2009

Shorns

A word particularly effective when exaggerated (SHHOOOOORRN-ZZZ)and pronounced in a deep/bassy voice.

Usually uttered/bellowed in situations of enormous bordem and/or insanity.

Dates back to the times of "King Glegluna" (1376 - '84 - Mongilia)
The word was bellowed through a large horn, which marked the day that it was legal to breed Wombats with Grey Hounds.

1) 4:30am on a Sunday night, slight drizzle, piercingly cold wind, the night has been used up... Gazing into an empty McDonalds Carpark, look left.. stillness.. look right..at your friend sitting in the car next to you, hands on he's ears, head down, leaning an inch away from the horn.
Look forward.. nothing.. stillness.... when all of a sudden you see something move in your peripheral vision to your right.. you look over and your friend is looking at you with a look of crazed insanity mixed with desperation.. he looks forward, takes a deep breath and lets out a bellowing.... "SHOOOOOORRRNNSSSS!!!"

2) a word that may provide a code name for a certain person, place, or thing.
eg. Man 1 - "Where are you going Frank?"
Man 2 - "Settle the fuck down Steven! I'm going to Shorns house to get a cappucino, you comin?"

As you can see in this particular scenario, "Shorns House" has been applied to the word "Maccas", or "McDonalds"

by Steeeeevvennnnnn April 2, 2009

Short Dog

A "short dog" refers to the smallest sized bottle (375ml) of MD 20/20 fortified wine (aka Mad Dog).

"Returning to my old Pontiac after the liquor store and buying an L.A. Times, I climbed in and cracked my short dog, then took a long blast before starting the car."

by Autry October 30, 2011

Short-I

1) plural form of shorty 2) a gaggle, herd, murder, group of shortys

We were checkin' out them short-I outside the club.

by doubleapen September 20, 2009

Shortbreading it

shortbreading it is where you buzz kill something or you bagel something and it can meen you are just pure fail

shortbread is like kryptonite because superman man is mega awesome and can do everthing but when kryptonite ,(shortbread), is near him he is ultra lame
in sumerry shortbread is so lame that lame radiates of the shortbreader making everyone around the shortbreader an utter fail

a) "i fucked up , oh my god i shortbreaded it"

b) guy 1 :"hahaha dont you find the word dogging it funny"
guy 2 :"haha id love to go catting haha"
guy 1:"you lame shortbread krytonite fuck"

c) guy 1"ive done with my life it is just a fail"
guy 2 "you meen your life is just a complete shorbread fest"

d) guy 1:"dont you hate that lingerer"
lingerer:"hey guys whats up"
guy 2:"oh neow what a shortbread"

e)guy 1:"i wanna know what love is i want you you show me baby"
guy 2:" stop shortbreading that song man"
guy 1:"sorry man i will stop shortbreading it

by f***ing chuck norris February 23, 2010

Shartstache

The product of one person sharting on another person's upper lip.

I'm going to give you a shartstache while you sleep!

by Spam23 July 7, 2010

shirtsy

A shirt which bears the logo of a team, usually in professional sports, that has the name and number of a player on the back just like a jersey does, but is in fact a shirt.

John: Hey Tom, you ready for the game?
Tom: Yeah, hold on one sec I need to grab something
(Tom grabs shirtsy, walks downstairs)
John: Nice shirtsy, let's go.

by badumcha March 18, 2011