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Sausage Straddler

"Look at the state of that mincer over there - a sausage straddler for sure"
by tbone69 August 22, 2008
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the SaUsaGe links

what you get to eat when you don't want the hardboiled egg
for the breakfast you get the pankcakes, the cranberry juice, and the SaUsaGe links.
by gloria the nutritionist June 28, 2010
mugGet the the SaUsaGe linksmug.

Sausage Tossage

Copious amounts of semen.
Michael Cantrell sits in his office all day eating his own sausage tossage.
by Darius_Effin_Flynn February 7, 2018
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Finished Sausage

Man, I'd really love a bite of that finished sausage!
by YummyJizz27 June 23, 2011
mugGet the Finished Sausagemug.

sausage wallet

describes a woman who is loose or gives sex freely... Also known as a whore, or slut. A woman who sleeps around with many men.
I really don't like that sausage wallet, she is nasty.
by ivanna kitty October 17, 2008
mugGet the sausage walletmug.

Naughty sausage

A cigarette, you dirty-minded scum.
Dudebro #1: I’m gonna step outside for a naughty sausage. Wanna come?
Dudebro #2: Huh? I mean, more power to you, but I’m not gay.
Dudebro #1: A smoke, you sick little monkey. You are no longer invited.
by Coldiohead July 8, 2021
mugGet the Naughty sausagemug.

sausage wound

my huge sausage just made her original sausage wound a whole lot bigger.
by jujyfggolhhip August 24, 2008
mugGet the sausage woundmug.

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