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Boss Sandwich

when you are fucking two superiors at work.
Dude one: I think im getting a promotion because im in a total boss sandwich.

Dude two: Wow! thinds are really looking up for you now. High ten!!
by K-dubssss February 4, 2009
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soup sandwich

"Impossible"

Refers to something that is impossible or messed up beyond belief.

Used Extensively in the US Navy and US Army.
Johnson's fucked up like a soup sandwhich.

This whole fucking operation is a soup sandwhich.
by DGunner71 September 15, 2005
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mustard sandwich

1.) A woman's genitalia; a vulva; a vagoo.

2.) Also, a delicious sandwich exclusively containing mustard.
1.) Man, I would definitely eat her mustard sandwich.

2.) Man, I would definitely eat her mustard sandwich.
by C. B. F. April 5, 2008
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Cock Sandwich

A sexual fantasy that overzealous, ambitious and persistent misogynists cite as the answer to all the worlds' problems, much to their women's dismay.
Feeling down? You know what you should do! You should give me a cock sandwich?

Hey, I finished my thesis. Where's that cock sandwich you promised me?

The world will be a better place when I get a cock sandwich

The Only reason women should leave the kitchen is to give me a cock sandwich
by Revolutionary Tits September 27, 2011
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Choke Sandwich

It is any sandwich without any condiments, which causes the feeling that you have food stuck in your throat.
Yo bro why are you drinking so much soda with your sandwich?

I did not put mayo, oil, and vinegar on it and I feel like I am choking.

Your broke ass always making a Choke Sandwich since your girl left you.
by Mt. Everst July 2, 2006
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Cream sandwich

The messy aftermath of anal sex, in which the result is jizz in the A, which resemble a cream sandwhich cookie
Damn i gave sally a big ol' cream sandwich and i was a hamerin dat shit and she took it like a bitch and moaned like a wildabeast
by Gladdis Jankins January 6, 2008
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Ghetto Sandwich

A type of sandwich that consists of a slice of cheese wrapped around a large portion of deli meat. No bread. Common in regions throughout Ontario.
"We were late for class, so I fixed myself a ghetto sandwich"
by Brad Reid February 24, 2010
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