Samantha

When person 1 takes a shit in person 2's mouth, then person 2 exudes the shit from all of their facial orifices.

I saw your ex's dating profile on Feeld the other day and it said she was into samanthas.

by slimegirl-invert January 4, 2024

Samantha

CUNT

Oh look, Samantha being a cunt again.

by Savage3.0 January 11, 2024

Samantha

Samantha is a person that everyone loves at first because she is nice and kind and caring, but has severe anger issues and is very insecure. Also likes dating your friend. Does not care how it affects the other person either.

Guy: Wow Samantha is hot. Nice knockers.
Guy2: Do you like her?

Guy: No.

*2 months later*

Guy2: Me and her have been talking a lot and I'm starting to like her.
Guy: I'm dating her.
Guy2: You knew I liked her...

Guy: Yeah but she didn't like you back so-

by Trust3888 October 11, 2024

samantha marovic

The most beautiful, breathtaking, and gorgeous goddess to ever walk the earth. She is kind, smart, hilarious, and gentle. She always knows how to make someone feel special on their big day or if they need a little uplifting. She has a funny sense of humor and can make many people laugh. She is playful and can fit in with any group of people. Anyone she is around is struck by her beautiful smile and wonderful personality. She has a heart of gold, always putting others before herself, and her compassion and empathy inspire those around her. Her intelligence and wisdom are evident in her thoughtful words and actions, and her creativity and imagination are a constant source of inspiration. Her raw beauty and passion can leave men weak in the knees and hopelessly devoted to her charms. She is a true siren who can captivate and enthrall with a single glance. she is a overall gem and anyone who crosses paths with samantha marovic, will be forever blessed and changed for the better

im so lucky to have met samantha marovic

by anonymous November 29, 2024

Samantha

A insecure weirdo who looks up her name on urban dictionary so other weirdos named Samantha can make her feel better.

person a: did you see Samantha?
person b: yeah, she's so uncool.

by MitchyTheWitchy January 24, 2024

samantha

this person is the most samantha person to exist. take that as you will.

a: did you hear what samantha did today? it was so samantha of her…

b: ???

by RamenFanasty February 7, 2024

samalang

a really shitty nickname that sucks dick and should die and i hate it so much that i might genuinely shoot myself and make you all scrape my brains off the wall

“Hey samalang!”

“Kill yourself.”

by IHATESAMALANG February 15, 2024