simian's supper

the last hit, spliff or drink of the day that keeps the monkey off your back while you sleep

Jimmy didn't want to wake up rattling, so he had a simian's supper before he hit the sack

by The Turtle's Head September 22, 2010

reverse child support

When you have a child with someone, and the person with the child send, loans, or gives money to the other party. Instead of recieving child support, they do.

Jennifer- I have to send Mark some more money, he's up to his neck with bills this month, and Jr. wants to stay with him this weekend.

Stefany- Why do you insist on paying that man reverse child support, cut him off!

Jennifer- I can't, he's my man, and I love him.

by sleepercell28 August 15, 2011

American Tech Support

A group of highly-trainned voice over geeks who don't know a single thing about computers. They usually hide their voices by using the usual indian man. The customers of American Tech Support always get pissed off after 5 minutes of talking.

ATS: Thank you for calling American Tech Support. You got problem?
customer: Didn't I already talk to you?
ATS: No, that was my brother.

by jacobishott December 26, 2011

Students Offering Support

A group of exceptionally good looking university students who lend their exemplary smarts to teaching an entire course in a short session to those who need or want help, donating all proceeds to sustainable development in South America. These examples of physical perfection give hours of their time slaving on powerpoint to instill a semester's learning into a single session, there only reward being the incredibly low scores they receive for all their hard work.

Jim: Have you studied for the econ final tomorrow?
Jack: Nope, but I went to the SOS session, those stunningly attractive tutors taught me all I needed to know
Jim: Students Offering Support? That's far too legit to quit, how did you reward them for their time donated?
Jack: I gave the tutors the lowest possible score and wrote jibberish in the comments section
Jim: Wow, you're a dick!
Jack: Yup!

by PissedOffTutor April 29, 2012

Emeralds & Laces Supply Co.

Clothing line from small town Bakersfield, California. Founded by Mellow Martyr. Exclusive clothing for the rich minded.

At the moment, I'm wearing custom-embroidered socks I purchased online from Emeralds & Laces Supply Co.

by thatmellowfellow April 17, 2013

Dinosaur on life support

An old piece of technology that barely works, usually having to be plugged into a power source constantly to function in the case of portable devices due to a faulty battery. Can also be applied to actual dinosaurs on life support (or at least humans or animals).

"This laptop is like a dinosaur on life support. I need to get it replaced."
"She's a dinosaur on life support."
"There is a dinosaur on life support in my backyard, and it's eating my cat."

by AK Ramirez April 10, 2016

Tech Deck Support

"Tech Deck Support" usually occurs in a situation when one is asked to do a task that requires something technical, however, does not know how to fathom, for which is required to call "Tech Deck Support". After calling "Tech Deck Support" it is vital for one to make the ambulance noise after that, in order to alert the Tech humans around.

Person: "Hey could you help me connect this window computer to the smartboard?"
Other Person: "Ohhh um "Tech Deck Support" " *Ambulance noise

by Tech Deck Support May 8, 2018