Status Spammer

A person or comment who kills the mood you were trying to create with your status.

status: im so sad today. life just isnt fair.

status spammer's comment: WELL TOO BAD EMO CAUSE IM SOO HAPPYYY!!!

by omgyourabitch March 26, 2011

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by Adujasty343 June 8, 2025

Dip Status

When you want to break up with your girlfriend but you're too much of a pussy to do it like a "big boy".

Can also be used to say that you are leaving a place or area.

"Dude are you breaking up with me?"
"YUP, DIP STATUS."

OR

"YO, I'm going to DIP I'll see you later."

by Look At Flowers April 18, 2010

Ranch Status

When you squeeze ranch dressing into a woman’s vagina to increase her pleasure.

I went to ranch status with his mom last night!

by Sheshelover06 November 27, 2024

Chunny Status

When you get so chunny that you obtain the status of being chunny.

Yeah man can't lie I'm chunny status

by STONEDMONKEY64 December 4, 2022

Meat statue

A nice looking man or men that you observe from afar. A male distraction.

I was unable to perform my work duties because a handsome meat statue was in my area.

by EQuotationmark March 2, 2022

Status Number

The number of dicks one has sucked in the last 3 months divided by 4

My status number is 3.25( has sucked 13 dicks in the last 3 months)

by King Co July 6, 2021