by Chelle November 16, 2003
Get the snotty nosed mug.Sudden, spontaneous, copious clearing of a stuffed up nose, often with embarrassing results, especially when it occurs in public with no tissue or other aid nearby. Snotgasms often lead to huge bouts of sneezing. Ironically, many people also experience much sneezing after other sorts of gasms as well.
Emily was just about to read the Old Testament lesson at early service when she had a huge snotgasm and ended up sneezing all over the Bible.
by Big Tim 1949 January 9, 2010
Get the snotgasm mug.Guy 1- dude i had a huge penis snotchel the other night watching re-runs of baywatch,
Guy 2-Eww man then wht happened.
Guy 1- Well lets just say i made a new definition to "plasma" tv.
Guy 2-Eww man then wht happened.
Guy 1- Well lets just say i made a new definition to "plasma" tv.
by Tge next great quarterback August 3, 2009
Get the Penis snotchel mug.A playful gesture in which one person fingers their asshole with two fingers; ensuring they are well covered with ass crap and proceeds to jam one each shit finger into one each nostril of the nose of one unsuspecting person. It is preferable to use the index & middle fingers and attempt to get third knuckle deep in both the asshole and the nostrils. This is is similar to the dirty nosebleed yet does not result in the recipient having blood poor from their nose (This act is considered much safer).
that beotch at the club dissed me in front of my boyz, so I retreated to the bathroom, stealthily reappeared and gave her a right nice rusty snotlocker....perhaps next time she will think twice before turning my offer of dance down
by Capt Fruit Basket January 26, 2011
Get the rusty snotlocker mug.This is actually a word that sounds like a phrase, there's a very subtle difference. The meaning of which is to describe something that has an inferior quality about it. It is essentially a derogatory phrase (..err I mean word)
"Do you like my new shirt?" "... Mate, That's-not-even-close-to-Mozart"
"I reckon this cake I made is delicious" "What are you on about? That's-not-even-close-to-Mozart"
"I reckon this cake I made is delicious" "What are you on about? That's-not-even-close-to-Mozart"
by TastyComaWifey October 24, 2011
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When a woman is giving you head pull out before ejaculation and blow your load in her eye then punch her in the nose and then kick her in the shin. After completing those 2 tasks you have gave a women the snotty pirate.
When a woman is giving you head pull out before ejaculation and blow your load in her eye then punch her in the nose and then kick her in the shin. After completing those 2 tasks you have gave a women the snotty pirate.
by pueblo December 11, 2008
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This burger was ok, but it's not butter.
by euphemismo September 26, 2006
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