sloppy jose's

When a guy goes down on a girl that slept with two or more guys that came inside her and tastes the other guys cum..

yo my boy went down on that chick and told me she tastes like a couple sloppy jose's

by pingo de oro September 8, 2011

sloppy joseph

during or after having anal sex the female deficates on the male resulting in the male vomiting on himself.

When Daniel and Kristen had anal sex she gave him a sloppy joseph.

by Peter Negron July 12, 2006

sloppy joe

an object or person christned 'joseph', with an old, saggy scrotum

Hey, look at that sloppy joe!

by Bozo chops February 5, 2003

sloppy thurston

A Latin-Aramaic in origin. Diarrhea on a girl's mouth and then she proceeds to suck the jizim out of the man's dong.

The sloppy thurston was warm and delicious!

by Merkin Man August 8, 2004

sloppy seconds

Sex with someone who'd rather be with someone else, i.e., with someone whose first choice you aren't.

I got her sloppy seconds.

by Sandy September 15, 2003

sloppy momjobs

Unbelievably full, jiggly pendulous breasts that some women get from childbirth.

Man, I was never really attracted to Maya Rudolph. But ever since she got knocked up, her sloppy momjobs are giving me a boner.

by momjobber October 18, 2010

sloppy gillapi

when one disposes fecal matter into a cup and smears it onto another persons mouth.

"I'm about to give you a sloppy gillapi."
"Remember that time they gave that kid with the long blond hair a sloppy gillapi at that party after he got that carrot shoved up his ass, that was so funny."

by Dave Gregerson April 18, 2008