Sloppy Joe

Eating a girl out on her period and she orgasms so hard, she shits herself.

Nick: I will never eat sloppy joes again after last night.

by hamtojam December 7, 2011

sloppy joseph

during or after having anal sex the female deficates on the male resulting in the male vomiting on himself.

When Daniel and Kristen had anal sex she gave him a sloppy joseph.

by Peter Negron July 12, 2006

sloppy joe

an object or person christned 'joseph', with an old, saggy scrotum

Hey, look at that sloppy joe!

by Bozo chops February 5, 2003

sloppy thurston

A Latin-Aramaic in origin. Diarrhea on a girl's mouth and then she proceeds to suck the jizim out of the man's dong.

The sloppy thurston was warm and delicious!

by Merkin Man August 8, 2004

sloppy seconds

Sex with someone who'd rather be with someone else, i.e., with someone whose first choice you aren't.

I got her sloppy seconds.

by Sandy September 15, 2003

Sloppy Marcia

Anal sex which is highly lubricated and messy which can include a mixture of Astroglide and fecal matter.

I feel really sorry for the hotel maid who had to clean the sheets after me and Susan's sloppy marcia.

by Dementia Douche October 6, 2018

Sloppy Joe

Where you shit in your partner ass, then you eat it out. Like you are eating a sloppy Joe in-between two buns.

I eat the shit out of her ass... My shit. That sloppy Joe was good.

by thescooter0808 January 1, 2015