Robert

A kid with glasses who hates Ben Stewart because he’s a wanka. Also he hates Shivom for having over 1000 chins and Ryan Moon is a hater. Also he would put 3 bullets into Ben Stewart. He bums fortnite and hates Nick Camwell. Ben Stewart would get banged

“Rah did you see Ben Stewart get banged out by the Robert geeza

by Robert. January 11, 2019

Robert Kim

Another chicken nugget

Customer: I’ll take a 20 piece Robert Kim, please.

McDonald’s Employee: We serve Michael Han, is that fine?

by maltgin June 16, 2018

Robert

A big faggot

Robert is gay

by Yes yes very yes June 17, 2018

Carmanie and Robert

This is the dream couple , they will love each other forever , they met in high school and were together since then , they will grow up and have 2 little cute boys .

I want to be like Carmanie and Robert

by Handy right June 22, 2018

Robert California

Dunder Mifflin/Sabre, intimidating, unsettling and yet profoundly charismatic C.E.O. in the sit-com The Office (season 8). According to Jim Halpert, he might be a genius (S7E21). According to himself, he is the f***ing Lizard King (S8E23). He is portrayed by James Spader, who was probably just being himself the whole time and did not even know he was filmed. Awesome character, regardless.

Robert California talked the former C.E.O out of her job. How does someone even do that?

by Vicere Fervide Chiappe June 29, 2018

Blowjob Roberts

The infamous late-80's televangelist who scammed money out of people by telling them that The Great One was gonna "smite him" if he didn't receive a certain number of "oral sessions" from his viewers.

As much debauchery and graphic sexual language is freely bandied about in the Bible, it's no wonder that there are now so many "Blowjob Roberts" characters around --- dudes who solicit sexual acts/relations from ordinarily-celibate/unwilling gals (think Warren Jeffs) by packaging their requests as "fulfillment of religious obligations"... yuck!!!

by QuacksO July 22, 2018

Robert

Robert is a nice caring friend. He is super sweet and would do anything for anyone. He is super smart and will help you with anyone. He would probabaly end up having s girlfriend named Amy, Joanna, or Lily

That guy is so nice!
Must be Robert

by 45678840 January 20, 2019