Dylan Patterson

A Dick

You at being such a Dylan Patterson right now!!

by ScotchTapeBones April 21, 2019

Harry Potter

A kid, that fell into a luck potion as a little baby and therefore got the power of main character.

Yep, of course nothing happend to him again, he's Harry Potter.

by MasterTsar November 22, 2019

Harry Potter

A great book and movie ruined by 7th grader girls who don't know if they are straight or lesbian or they might be emo

Lesbian girl: did you see Harry Potter?
Straight girl: Stay the fuck away from me

by Dark Random December 20, 2019

harry potter fan fiction

losers who write porn on the internet

dobby slowly inserted his long shlong into hermione, hermione moaned she loved it, she had never had such sexual intercourse, hagrid entered the room ''hi everyo-'' dobby was scared ''hagrid?'' he snapped his fingers and dissapeared dobby was gone... wHaT tHe FuCk WERE YOU JACKING OFF TO THIS???
-Harry potter fan fiction

by Carl Wheezer is dummy THICC January 27, 2020

Harry Potter

The sexiest mf alive

Harry Potter is hot

by anonymous February 8, 2021

harry potter

amateur story for racist terfs lol

oh ur a slytherin? thats cool i love harry potter *slythers into ur mom*

by kaeusername May 19, 2021

athena patterson

athena patterson is the bestfriend of “ autumnhearsawho “ they are the same age, but autumnhearsawho is older than athena. autumn is a virgo! born on sept 12! athena is born oct 14! a libra

athena patterson is a libra

by autumnhearsawho November 19, 2021