The princess is in another castle

1) The event in which you expect a female, only to get something else (like a dude) instead, especially in the case of dating a transvestite or someone similar. The phrase originates from Super Mario Bros., where instead of getting the princess at the end of all but the last castle, you end up rescuing a Toad instead.

2) The event in which a female does not show up at the appointed place and/or time.

Male 1: "Dude, I went out with this one bitch, only to realize she was really a guy!" Male 2: "Haha, the princess is in another castle!"

by Ilikesex12 December 14, 2009

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princess sally

male organs, penis, dick, you get the point.

"Taylor, stop touching your princess sally in math class!"

by kIt-KaT gUrL October 28, 2004

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princesca

a princess. a female of the highest quality. preferally spoiled rotten brat. ALWAYS gets what she wants.

Little Girl: MOM!! I need the new Barbie!
Mommy: Okay princesca, whatever you want.

by meggiiiee October 4, 2006

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diamond princess

woman with moneyand or diamonds

i am a true diamondprincess

by jasmine brown December 14, 2003

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Princess

A female, who has no boundaries as to what she will do in the bedroom and performs the task at hand exceptionally well. Further, the Princess is also known for driving across town in the middle of the night to hook up with a specific guy and even possibly his buddies on the request of the first guy. The princess is also known for being in a relationship or married and still “servicing” other men.

“Two buddies talking”
Guy 1: Bro, Jessica came over last night and we hooked up!
Guy 2: Dude she came over to my house last night and we hooked up too!
Guy 1: There wasn’t anything she wouldn’t let me do to her!
Guy 2: Yeah, I know!
Guys 1&2: Jessica is such a PRINCESS!

by EjayM August 12, 2008

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