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pony-boobs

The boobs of a pony
Damn, those some fine pony-boobs
by BeamMeUpScotty! October 28, 2015
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RIDE THE TRICK PONY

Nothing to do with PEDOPHILIA as it is a negative event that occurs where you wish the positive event occurred instead.

It complicates your LIFE when this occurs.

Put into a model form by using RANDOMIZATION you choose from the two drawn weather it is the FRONT or the BACK or any other parse opposite for whatever you have on your mind that are opposites

Any song you listen to on the album by PAUL SIMON called ONE TRICK PONY.
You begin to RIDE THE TRICK PONY when there is no TOILET PAPER In that LAVATORY you just used.

You PARSE to RIDE THE TRICK PONY from the front:back TOILET PAPER:NO TOILET PAPER as your ASSHOLE is back in the saddle again with SHIT TO BOOT.

Using the RANDOMIZATION event attach to it the opposite and parse it through those personal LIFE EVENTS of yours in using the power of contextual meaning and personal experience to RIDE TH E TRICK PONY.

When you listen to any song on ONE TRICK PONY you RIDE THE TRICK PONY on whatever reminders come to your mind while you
by NEW HETEROSEXUALITY June 15, 2021
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turd pony

"Bruh, I can't wait to buy stick in Uber, it's such a unicorn"
"No dude, they're a bunch of molesters, Uber's really a turd pony."
by Tr0l1er December 31, 2017
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Ponis

Large and much girth pony
Your ponis made me churn and juice a little .
by Bigponis July 18, 2021
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pony tit

When a girl ties her breasts into a pony tail using a hair tye.
It's so hot outside, I need a Pony tit.
by Dan Turner Man November 23, 2020
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Property wine ponies

"I love property wine ponies"
"Fuck yeah, property wine ponies"
"I'd sell my children for property wine ponies"
by Pumpkin Palace November 16, 2021
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Pony

Short for ponytail.

A woman’s hairstyle where all the hair is tied together, resembling that a of pony’s tail.
Ariana Grande’s edges are going straight into the trash wearing all those high ponies all the time.

It was too hot out, so I tied my hair into a pony.
by feministkilljoy February 8, 2019
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