When you dip your sweaty scrotum in glitter, and proceed to sit on your partner's face, facing toward their feet. Similarly, facing in the other direction is a Reverse My Little Pony Steamer. Not to be confused with a Glazed Donut Steamer, which substitutes sugar sprinkles for glitter.
Dipping your scrotum in glitter? That's pretty nuts.
Dipping your scrotum in glitter? That's pretty nuts.
"Conventional love-making? I say 'neigh'....why don't we start our foreplay with a My Little Pony Steamer?"
by Harold Bawls, Esq. June 23, 2022
A phrase created by Upper Elementary students used when teachers are near, so all inappropriate conversations can be stopped
Student 1: Yo I wanna fuck her while--
*Teacher walks towards students*
Student 2: Ponies are north!
Student 1: *acting as if he is working* What did you get for question 3?
*Teacher walks towards students*
Student 2: Ponies are north!
Student 1: *acting as if he is working* What did you get for question 3?
by Bid daddy (not adam) March 20, 2018
A man of Caucasian ethnicity blessed with a cock so big he is easily comparable to the giant endowments of some Black men.
"Holy shit!" my wife shrieked in my face as my best friend dropped his shorts and joined us in the hot tub. "That's a Black man's cock! Why didn't you tell me Rob was a white pony? I would have fucked him long before now!"
by ronibarett June 18, 2024
Lil Pony is one of the best known rappers in the world. His latest release drunk love has topped the fucking billboards and is becoming a household name.
by YUNG STARZ April 04, 2018