Spicy pineapple

When you backflip with your cock out and piss in someone’s mouth while your dick is touching your asshole during the backflip.

Dude: Yo let’s go to the skate park
Friend: Nah motherfucker you gave my girlfriend a spicy pineapple at that place

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swallow the pineapple

Giving a blowjob to a well endowed samoian with dry skin

I met this great guy at the party but when i went down on him I felt like i was having to swallow the pineapple.

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On the government dole (tab): on welfare, illegitimate disability, etc.

Connie lied about her MS, and started riding the pineapple.

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doing something meaningless and retargerous and suffer the subsequent negative consequences

if you don't know what you're doing, it's better to ask others for help instead of just slicing the pineapple

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A euphemism for sex, stemming from a B-52s song referring to a female's genitalia as a pineapple, and the saltiness of ejaculate.

Tonight I'm going to salt the pineapple.

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Doing something meaningless and retargerous and then having to suffer the subsequent negative consequences

I t is actually better to ask people for help than just going ahead and slicing the pineapple.

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Doing something meaningless and retargerous and then having to suffer the subsequent negative consequences

It is actually better to no tocar, pider ayuda than just going ahead and slicing the pineapple on your own

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