you ask, "How ya doing...?"
And then courteously they answer "High"...!
"Have a nice day!!"
"no i'
m aiming for a shitty one"
"I found it!!! it was in the last place i looked!!"
"well of course it was. youd be pretty
stupid to keep looking after you found it"
"drive safely!"
"no i'
m going to drive along at 100mphm with my eyes closed!"
"my eyes aren't what they used to be"
"what were they? ears?"
"He has his mothers eyes"
"no i'
m pretty sure their mine"
"Find yourself a nice man!"
"no i'
m trying to find one who's going to be on the run, wanted for murder 24/
7"
"is there anyone there?"
"
nope, no one here!"
someone phones you in the middle of the night "are you asleep?"
"no, i answered the phone in my sleep"
"can i ask you a question?"
"you just did."
"Life is short."
"no its not. tell me one thing you can do that's longer."
a person is lying on the road bleeding to death "stay with us! don't
go!"
"do i look like i could leave if i wanted to??"
"they should put lights on this step so blind
people dont trip on it!
note: any offense by "
stupid things
people say" is unintentional. do not take it seriously.
